What would Chuck Norris do?

You probably know the webpage Chuck Norris Facts, right? Some time ago I ordered a t-shirt with saying "What would Chuck Norris do?" at the front and my favourite Chuck Norris fact: "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." at the back.
I was wearing this shirt on Saturday while shopping in Muswell Hill. After I left Saintsbury's and passed a cafe a man was running towards me. He asked me to turn around, because the front of the shirt made him curious. After he read the back he burst out laughing, said thanks and went back to his cafe table. I had to laugh too and was so distracted that I forgot to remove the lock through the wheel of my scooter. This made leaving the place quite hard ;-)