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The Jack Bauer Facts
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
There's one only shift when Jack Bauer works for CTU: the graveyard shift.
"You don't know Jack" is a blessing among terrorists.
Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex, Jack Bauer never fucks up.
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team.
Jack Bauer's action figure has slept with more women than most men.
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